Chinese God
Nana: “There’s that Chinese church!” JT: “Yeah Nana, they are Christians too, just like you.” Nana: “I wonder, does their God look Chinese?” There is a long pause. After a minute of pensive reflection… Nana: “He must.”
Nana: “There’s that Chinese church!” JT: “Yeah Nana, they are Christians too, just like you.” Nana: “I wonder, does their God look Chinese?” There is a long pause. After a minute of pensive reflection… Nana: “He must.”
On Bill Belichick during the Super Bowl… Nana: “That guy ought to smile more. They’re winning!”
Nana: “I can’t wait to see Madonna! I’m sick of this rough house.” MT: “I hope she doesn’t have a wardrobe malfunction.” Nana: “That might be exciting!”
Doctor: “Do you have a living will?” Nana: “What’s that?” NT: “Do you want to be resuscitated?” Nana: “No. Dr. Kevorkian had the right idea.”
Nana: “The only reason I invited you to lunch is because I didn’t think I’d make it if I walked.”
In the late 1980s, someone called to conduct a survey for a school project and asks what should be done about the pollution problem. Nana: “Blow it all to Russia!” *hangs up*
After being treated for breast cancer and a hysterectomy, she told her doctor… Nana: “When these things are through being useful, they ought to dry up and fall off!”
In a discussion about cremation, Nana couldn’t decide if she wanted to be cremated or not. After thinking about for a while… Nana: “Oh, surprise me!”
Nana: “Did you see Pat’s T-shirt with the guy running out of the outhouse?” NT: “That’s not an outhouse! It’s a phone box.” Nana: “It doesn’t look like he just finished a phone call. It looks like he saw somebody in there.”
Nana: “The rabbits were all piled up they looked like a Christmas tree! They didn’t know who they were trying to get pregnant. I’ve never seen such action before in my life!”