Impatient patient

Nana: One time, on Eutaw Avenue, an ambulance was speeding by the house and a drunk jumped out the back while it was moving. I don’t remember… what happened next…

Wrong Way Palando

Nana: “I was 9 years old when Lindbergh crossed the Atlantic there… My father had a friend John Palando… He was supposed to be flying to Ireland. He got lost so they called him ‘Wrong Way Palando.'”

Made with Paint

Nana: “Kristian! Johnny said this was your gum!”
KT: “No, that’s not mine, but I’ll take it…”
Nana: “No you won’t! It’s Chinese, it probably has lead in it!”