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It’s time to lawyer up!

Nana: “Who can I sue? I want to be [Kristian’s] first customer. I’m serious.”

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It’s no Salada…

KT: What’s this bottle from Nana?
Nana: That mooky-gooky stuff you drink
KT: Kombucha tea?
Nana: Yeah.

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Sheet happens

Nana: “Take Kristian’s sheet over to the house.”
NT: “His what?”
Nana: “His sheet.”
NT: “His what?”
Nana: “His sheet! S-H-I-T sheet!”

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Die Hard 5: Straighten Up and Die Right

Nana: “I don’t want to be one of those hunched over old crabs. I used to see them when I was younger and I’d think of that song ‘straighten up and die right.'”
KT: “I thought it was ‘straighten up and fly right’?”
Nana: “Ohhh… that does make more sense.”

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Made with Paint

Nana: “Kristian! Johnny said this was your gum!”
KT: “No, that’s not mine, but I’ll take it…”
Nana: “No you won’t! It’s Chinese, it probably has lead in it!”

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Wear and Tear

KT: “[blah blah blah, BPA, Maine constitution, blah blah, law blah blah]!!”
Nana: “Don’t wear your brain out!”

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The First Rule of Mopeds: Don’t Talk About Mopeds

Nana: “I wish you’d throw that motorbike in the recycle!”
KT: “Nana, it’s a moped! It -”
Nana: “Look, look, look – don’t talk. Can’t you buy a car where you pay just so much a month?”
KT: “Love you Nana! Bye!”

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