Archive for Medical

Not really a doctor you can trust

Doctor: “Do you have a living will?”
Nana: “What’s that?”
NT: “Do you want to be resuscitated?”
Nana: “No. Dr. Kevorkian had the right idea.”

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Outlasting their usefulness

After being treated for breast cancer and a hysterectomy, she told her doctor…
Nana: “When these things are through being useful, they ought to dry up and fall off!”

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Surprise!

In a discussion about cremation, Nana couldn’t decide if she wanted to be cremated or not. After thinking about for a while…
Nana: “Oh, surprise me!”

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