Archive for Food

Don’t eat cheap sushi

Nana: “What’d you have for lunch?”
MT: “I got some sushi. I’ve been eating a lot of it lately.”
Nana: “Can’t you afford some real food? Oh dear, let me get you some money.”

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What kind of job?

Nana: “Does Ashley have to go to a school tomorrow?”
JT: “She’s not sure yet, they call her in the morning.”
Nana: “What kind of a job is that? How can you plan your day? We need to go to breakfast!”

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You didn’t eat today?!

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You’re gonna eat this and like it!

Nana: Give Johnny this sandwich.
NT: I’ll let him know he can have it if he wants it.
Nana: …make him want it.

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It’s no Salada…

KT: What’s this bottle from Nana?
Nana: That mooky-gooky stuff you drink
KT: Kombucha tea?
Nana: Yeah.

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Ulterior Motive

Nana: “The only reason I invited you to lunch is because I didn’t think I’d make it if I walked.”

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Cookie soup

MT: “Boy, that soup was filling. I’m stuffed. Nana, can you finish it?”
Nana: “No…but I’ve got some cookies!”

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What’s cooking in Nana’s kitchen?

Shell peanuts, new sink brush, English muffins, squirrel trapNana’s shopping list…

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Age is relative

Nana: “That lady looks older than me. She shouldn’t be out to breakfast, she should be home eating an English muffin.”

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That’s not a hobby shop, it’s a restaurant

Nana: “We should go out to breakfast tomorrow.”
Mom: “…but we’re at Cole Farms right now!”
Nana: “…but I gave up knitting! Eating out is my hobby!”

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