Sheet happens

Nana: “Take Kristian’s sheet over to the house.” NT: “His what?” Nana: “His sheet.” NT: “His what?” Nana: “His sheet! S-H-I-T sheet!”


Cookie soup

MT: “Boy, that soup was filling. I’m stuffed. Nana, can you finish it?” Nana: “No…but I’ve got some cookies!”


JFXW

JT: “Jimmy has so many letters after his name, he can’t fit his phone number or e-mail on his business card.” Nana: “Well I wish they’d [sic] shave; he looks like …overseas.”


Die Hard 5: Straighten Up and Die Right

Nana: “I don’t want to be one of those hunched over old crabs. I used to see them when I was younger and I’d think of that song ‘straighten up and die right.’” KT: “I thought it was ‘straighten up and fly right’?” Nana: “Ohhh… that does make more sense.”


Age is relative

Nana: “That lady looks older than me. She shouldn’t be out to breakfast, she should be home eating an English muffin.”