Nana: “I can’t wait to see Madonna! I’m sick of this rough house.”
MT: “I hope she doesn’t have a wardrobe malfunction.”
Nana: “That might be exciting!”
He may need to see The Doctor…
Nana: “Did you see Pat’s T-shirt with the guy running out of the outhouse?”
NT: “That’s not an outhouse! It’s a phone box.”
Nana: “It doesn’t look like he just finished a phone call. It looks like he saw somebody in there.”
Sometimes she gets in your hair
Nana: “Have you been messing with your hair again?”
Mary: “Yeah, I straightened it!”
Nana: “… God does a better job.”
JFXW
JT: “Jimmy has so many letters after his name, he can’t fit his phone number or e-mail on his business card.”
Nana: “Well I wish they’d [sic] shave; he looks like …overseas.”
Editorial Commentary
Nana has started writing running commentary in the margins of the newspaper. Here’s our first example. (click for the full size image)
So… That Would Be At Least Two?
Nana: “You have more bras than I have brains.”
That’s Bull..imia
Nana: “No one looks like you who isn’t bulimic.”
A Whole New Meaning for Hello Kitty
Nana: “You have cat hair on your back. I didn’t want to say anything because I thought it was the style.”
Am I Blue?
Nana: ”If God wanted you to have blue nails you would’ve been born with them!”