What kind of job?

Nana: “Does Ashley have to go to a school tomorrow?” JT: “She’s not sure yet, they call her in the morning.” Nana: “What kind of a job is that? How can you plan your day? We need to go to breakfast!”

Nana always has a way of making me feel safe

Nana: “Go in your room and shut the door tight and no one will bother you. Just open a window and don’t put your head under the covers. One of these days you’re gonna suffocate. And only open the window with the screen but shut the shade there’s all kinds of crazies out there.”

Hang-ups on cruising

Nana to Chooch regarding her upcoming cruise… Nana: “You heard what happened to that cruise ship in Italy and you’re still goin’? I’d rather be hung.”