What kind of job?

Nana: “Does Ashley have to go to a school tomorrow?”
JT: “She’s not sure yet, they call her in the morning.”
Nana: “What kind of a job is that? How can you plan your day? We need to go to breakfast!”

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Counting the cars on the train

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Dot Com Is The End Of Everything!

Nana: “What in the heck is a dot com anyway? All I hear is dot com, dot com, it’s at the end of everything!”

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Let’s hope you have to wait a long time…

Nana: “I never told your mother that. You can tell her after I’m dead”

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You didn’t eat today?!

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Nana always has a way of making me feel safe

Nana: “Go in your room and shut the door tight and no one will bother you. Just open a window and don’t put your head under the covers. One of these days you’re gonna suffocate. And only open the window with the screen but shut the shade there’s all kinds of crazies out there.”

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You’re gonna eat this and like it!

Nana: Give Johnny this sandwich.
NT: I’ll let him know he can have it if he wants it.
Nana: …make him want it.

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Stuff My Nana Does

Nana combats fighting rabbits, squirrels, and birds lower in her hierarchy than the Eastern Bluebird.

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It’s no Salada…

KT: What’s this bottle from Nana?
Nana: That mooky-gooky stuff you drink
KT: Kombucha tea?
Nana: Yeah.

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Hang-ups on cruising

Nana to Chooch regarding her upcoming cruise…
Nana: “You heard what happened to that cruise ship in Italy and you’re still goin’? I’d rather be hung.”

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