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You’re gonna eat this and like it!

Nana: Give Johnny this sandwich.
NT: I’ll let him know he can have it if he wants it.
Nana: …make him want it.

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Chinese God

Nana: “There’s that Chinese church!”
JT: “Yeah Nana, they are Christians too, just like you.”
Nana: “I wonder, does their God look Chinese?”
There is a long pause. After a minute of pensive reflection…
Nana: “He must.”

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Made with Paint

Nana: “Kristian! Johnny said this was your gum!”
KT: “No, that’s not mine, but I’ll take it…”
Nana: “No you won’t! It’s Chinese, it probably has lead in it!”

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