Archive for MT

Don’t eat cheap sushi

Nana: “What’d you have for lunch?”
MT: “I got some sushi. I’ve been eating a lot of it lately.”
Nana: “Can’t you afford some real food? Oh dear, let me get you some money.”

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The Turtle and the Russian

MT: [lists all the John Thomases and Thomas Johns]
Nana: “…and I got one that’s somethin’ to do with a turtle. And a Russian. Svet Svet Svet. It’s SVETlana.”

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Stuff My Siri Says

Showing Nana Siri…
MT: “Nana watch this. Siri, I need to poop.”
Siri: “I’m sorry, I don’t see any public bathrooms near you.”
Nana: “OH! Mary that’s terrible… Do that again.”

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Let’s hope you have to wait a long time…

Nana: “I never told your mother that. You can tell her after I’m dead”

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You might even call it “Super”!

Nana: “I can’t wait to see Madonna! I’m sick of this rough house.”
MT: “I hope she doesn’t have a wardrobe malfunction.”
Nana: “That might be exciting!”

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Sometimes she gets in your hair

Nana: “Have you been messing with your hair again?”
Mary: “Yeah, I straightened it!”
Nana: “… God does a better job.”

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Cookie soup

MT: “Boy, that soup was filling. I’m stuffed. Nana, can you finish it?”
Nana: “No…but I’ve got some cookies!”

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Stickers for Grandchildren…Even in College!


Nana: “Do you have any crepe paper streamers for your report card? I just had stickers.”

After Nana puts this report card away, she finds it again and thinks it’s a new report card every semester.

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So… That Would Be At Least Two?

Nana: “You have more bras than I have brains.”

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