Nana: “Do you have any crepe paper streamers for your report card? I just had stickers.”
After Nana puts this report card away, she finds it again and thinks it’s a new report card every semester.
Dude looks like a lady
Nana: The only time I saw my mother’s father he was in his casket. He was a pretty little man, looked like a girl.
Some people call them luxury seats…
[While showing photos from games at Fenway Park and the Boston Garden]
PD: “Here’s a picture of where we sat at a Celtics game. It was the very last row at the top.”
Nana: “We used to call that [racial slur] heaven.”
So… That Would Be At Least Two?
Nana: “You have more bras than I have brains.”
Made with Paint
Nana: “Kristian! Johnny said this was your gum!”
KT: “No, that’s not mine, but I’ll take it…”
Nana: “No you won’t! It’s Chinese, it probably has lead in it!”
Heavenly Footwear
Nana: “I hope they have shoes up in heaven, otherwise Jim won’t know what to do with himself…”
Wear and Tear
KT: “[blah blah blah, BPA, Maine constitution, blah blah, law blah blah]!!”
Nana: “Don’t wear your brain out!”
The First Rule of Mopeds: Don’t Talk About Mopeds
Nana: “I wish you’d throw that motorbike in the recycle!”
KT: “Nana, it’s a moped! It -”
Nana: “Look, look, look – don’t talk. Can’t you buy a car where you pay just so much a month?”
KT: “Love you Nana! Bye!”