Nana: “What’d you have for lunch?”
MT: “I got some sushi. I’ve been eating a lot of it lately.”
Nana: “Can’t you afford some real food? Oh dear, let me get you some money.”
The Turtle and the Russian
MT: [lists all the John Thomases and Thomas Johns]
Nana: “…and I got one that’s somethin’ to do with a turtle. And a Russian. Svet Svet Svet. It’s SVETlana.”
Stuff My Siri Says
Showing Nana Siri…
MT: “Nana watch this. Siri, I need to poop.”
Siri: “I’m sorry, I don’t see any public bathrooms near you.”
Nana: “OH! Mary that’s terrible… Do that again.”
Let’s hope you have to wait a long time…
Nana: “I never told your mother that. You can tell her after I’m dead”
You might even call it “Super”!
Nana: “I can’t wait to see Madonna! I’m sick of this rough house.”
MT: “I hope she doesn’t have a wardrobe malfunction.”
Nana: “That might be exciting!”
Sometimes she gets in your hair
Nana: “Have you been messing with your hair again?”
Mary: “Yeah, I straightened it!”
Nana: “… God does a better job.”
Cookie soup
MT: “Boy, that soup was filling. I’m stuffed. Nana, can you finish it?”
Nana: “No…but I’ve got some cookies!”
Stickers for Grandchildren…Even in College!
Nana: “Do you have any crepe paper streamers for your report card? I just had stickers.”
After Nana puts this report card away, she finds it again and thinks it’s a new report card every semester.
So… That Would Be At Least Two?
Nana: “You have more bras than I have brains.”