Archive for February, 2012

Hang-ups on cruising

Nana to Chooch regarding her upcoming cruise…
Nana: “You heard what happened to that cruise ship in Italy and you’re still goin’? I’d rather be hung.”

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Chinese God

Nana: “There’s that Chinese church!”
JT: “Yeah Nana, they are Christians too, just like you.”
Nana: “I wonder, does their God look Chinese?”
There is a long pause. After a minute of pensive reflection…
Nana: “He must.”

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Where’s that Super Smile?

On Bill Belichick during the Super Bowl…
Nana: “That guy ought to smile more. They’re winning!”

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You might even call it “Super”!

Nana: “I can’t wait to see Madonna! I’m sick of this rough house.”
MT: “I hope she doesn’t have a wardrobe malfunction.”
Nana: “That might be exciting!”

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