Nana: “Have you been messing with your hair again?”
Mary: “Yeah, I straightened it!”
Nana: “… God does a better job.”
Cookie soup
MT: “Boy, that soup was filling. I’m stuffed. Nana, can you finish it?”
Nana: “No…but I’ve got some cookies!”
Lesser of two jerks
Nana is reading the newspaper’s election day headline…
Nana: “‘Day of Decision’ …one jerk or another jerk.”