Archive for June, 2011

Birds are doing well in the ratings

Nana: I watch a lot of TV… and birds.

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Impatient patient

Nana: One time, on Eutaw Avenue, an ambulance was speeding by the house and a drunk jumped out the back while it was moving. I don’t remember… what happened next…

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Dude looks like a lady

Nana: The only time I saw my mother’s father he was in his casket. He was a pretty little man, looked like a girl.

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What’s Obama’s on base percentage?

Nana: “The Red Sox won last night! They were up 6-0 at one point… Obama had a home run!”
KT: “Ortiz?”
Nana: “Oh! I shouldn’t be allowed to talk in the morning.”

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Some people call them luxury seats…

[While showing photos from games at Fenway Park and the Boston Garden]
PD: “Here’s a picture of where we sat at a Celtics game. It was the very last row at the top.”
Nana: “We used to call that [racial slur] heaven.”

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Polish food must be awful

Nana: “[Your late grandfather] ate all the awful things… I guess it’s a Polish meal.”

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