Archive for April, 2011

This Is How Gummy Worms Were Invented

Nana: “I was so young I didn’t know the difference between candy and garbage.”

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This Is Why Computer Solitare Isn’t As Good

Nana: (after reviewing rules of Solitaire) “And now … you cheat.”

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So… That Would Be At Least Two?

Nana: “You have more bras than I have brains.”

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That’s Bull..imia

Nana: “No one looks like you who isn’t bulimic.”

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Childhood of a New Hampshire Landmark

Nana: “The Old Man in the Mountain? I knew him when he was the little boy in the valley.”

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Made with Paint

Nana: “Kristian! Johnny said this was your gum!”
KT: “No, that’s not mine, but I’ll take it…”
Nana: “No you won’t! It’s Chinese, it probably has lead in it!”

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Home Abroad

Nana: “If you leave you’ll never come back. Just study abroad right here.”

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A Whole New Meaning for Hello Kitty

Nana: “You have cat hair on your back. I didn’t want to say anything because I thought it was the style.”

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Am I Blue?

Nana: ‎”If God wanted you to have blue nails you would’ve been born with them!”

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Heavenly Footwear

Nana: “I hope they have shoes up in heaven, otherwise Jim won’t know what to do with himself…”

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