Stuff My Nana Says

Counting the cars on the train

admin — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 16:52:43 +0000

Dot Com Is The End Of Everything!

admin — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 20:10:44 +0000

Nana: “What in the heck is a dot com anyway? All I hear is dot com, dot com, it’s at the end of everything!”

Let’s hope you have to wait a long time…

admin — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 16:00:37 +0000

Nana: “I never told your mother that. You can tell her after I’m dead”

You didn’t eat today?!

admin — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:00:39 +0000

Nana always has a way of making me feel safe

admin — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 02:09:31 +0000

Nana: “Go in your room and shut the door tight and no one will bother you. Just open a window and don’t put your head under the covers. One of these days you’re gonna suffocate. And only open the window with the screen but shut the shade there’s all kinds of crazies out there.”

You’re gonna eat this and like it!

admin — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 03:14:24 +0000

Nana: Give Johnny this sandwich.
NT: I’ll let him know he can have it if he wants it.
Nana: …make him want it.

Stuff My Nana Does

admin — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 22:22:18 +0000

Nana combats fighting rabbits, squirrels, and birds lower in her hierarchy than the Eastern Bluebird.

It’s no Salada…

terisonk — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 02:49:07 +0000

KT: What’s this bottle from Nana?
Nana: That mooky-gooky stuff you drink
KT: Kombucha tea?
Nana: Yeah.

Hang-ups on cruising

admin — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:00:16 +0000

Nana to Chooch regarding her upcoming cruise…
Nana: “You heard what happened to that cruise ship in Italy and you’re still goin’? I’d rather be hung.”

Chinese God

admin — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:39:40 +0000

Nana: “There’s that Chinese church!”
JT: “Yeah Nana, they are Christians too, just like you.”
Nana: “I wonder, does their God look Chinese?”
There is a long pause. After a minute of pensive reflection…
Nana: “He must.”