Archive for Food
You’re gonna eat this and like it!
Nana: Give Johnny this sandwich.
NT: I’ll let him know he can have it if he wants it.
Nana: …make him want it.
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It’s no Salada…
KT: What’s this bottle from Nana?
Nana: That mooky-gooky stuff you drink
KT: Kombucha tea?
Nana: Yeah.
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Ulterior Motive
Nana: “The only reason I invited you to lunch is because I didn’t think I’d make it if I walked.”
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Cookie soup
MT: “Boy, that soup was filling. I’m stuffed. Nana, can you finish it?”
Nana: “No…but I’ve got some cookies!”
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Age is relative
Nana: “That lady looks older than me. She shouldn’t be out to breakfast, she should be home eating an English muffin.”
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That’s not a hobby shop, it’s a restaurant
Nana: “We should go out to breakfast tomorrow.”
Mom: “…but we’re at Cole Farms right now!”
Nana: “…but I gave up knitting! Eating out is my hobby!”
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Polish food must be awful
Nana: “[Your late grandfather] ate all the awful things… I guess it’s a Polish meal.”
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This Is How Gummy Worms Were Invented
Nana: “I was so young I didn’t know the difference between candy and garbage.”
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