Nana: “I was so young I didn’t know the difference between candy and garbage.”
This Is Why Computer Solitare Isn’t As Good
Nana: (after reviewing rules of Solitaire) “And now … you cheat.”
So… That Would Be At Least Two?
Nana: “You have more bras than I have brains.”
That’s Bull..imia
Nana: “No one looks like you who isn’t bulimic.”
Childhood of a New Hampshire Landmark
Nana: “The Old Man in the Mountain? I knew him when he was the little boy in the valley.”
Made with Paint
Nana: “Kristian! Johnny said this was your gum!”
KT: “No, that’s not mine, but I’ll take it…”
Nana: “No you won’t! It’s Chinese, it probably has lead in it!”
Home Abroad
Nana: “If you leave you’ll never come back. Just study abroad right here.”
A Whole New Meaning for Hello Kitty
Nana: “You have cat hair on your back. I didn’t want to say anything because I thought it was the style.”
Am I Blue?
Nana: ”If God wanted you to have blue nails you would’ve been born with them!”
Heavenly Footwear
Nana: “I hope they have shoes up in heaven, otherwise Jim won’t know what to do with himself…”
Wear and Tear
KT: “[blah blah blah, BPA, Maine constitution, blah blah, law blah blah]!!”
Nana: “Don’t wear your brain out!”
The First Rule of Mopeds: Don’t Talk About Mopeds
Nana: “I wish you’d throw that motorbike in the recycle!”
KT: “Nana, it’s a moped! It -”
Nana: “Look, look, look – don’t talk. Can’t you buy a car where you pay just so much a month?”
KT: “Love you Nana! Bye!”